CC Issue 36 / Film / TV

Cloud Atlas: or, the Rebirth of Keanu Reeves

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Since I used up the extra hour I would have spent writing this blog watching the third hour of Cloud Atlas, I am now reduced to presenting my thoughts on the film in bullet point form.

• Tom Hanks as the ancient master storyteller, weaving the threads of the various narratives together into one intricate tapestry. Okay, fine. But can’t you at least get him a decent makeup artist?

His forehead looks more frozen by Botox than Nicole Kidman’s.

• Ben Whishaw as a homosexual musician-composer restricted by the social conventions of his time.

Yes, suitably effete.

• Jim Sturgess in a near reprisal of his dewy-eyed earnestness in One Day, though this time as a lawyer unwittingly betrayed by his doctor. Too bad his Korean character looks so much like Neo.

Really, the Wachowskis, can’t you think of something new?

• The delightfully versatile Jim Broadbent as a greedy aging publisher, a nearly senile composer, and a hard-as-nails ship’s captain.

Brilliant.

• Human clones forced into sex slavery and then recycled for their body parts.

Sounds like Margaret Atwoodlight.

• A future in which those left behind by a money and technology-driven society are reduced to scavenging forest dwellers seems realistic enough.

But why would they revert to speaking in an absurdly butchered version of Middle English?

• Underlying theme of meaning in every story,* regardless of religion, race, philosophy etc: come on, metanarrative is so mid-2000s.

Postmodernism is over.

*Of course it’s possible the whole film/book is consciously trying to reference other films/books in a very self-conscious postmodern (though still outdated) kind of a way.

In which case they have successfully referenced Star Trek, Alice in
Wonderland, the Matrix, Brave New World. Any others you can think of to add to the mishmash?

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